Being sick sucks!! There's no debate about that.
Recently, I had a very good friend, whom I hadn't seen in a long, long time, offer to fix my husband and I dinner. We hadn't seen her or her husband for a very long time, so it was really a no-brainer! I was looking forward to the company and I'm not going to lie, the RIBS! I've been hungry for ribs for such a long time. We talked the whole week...by Thursday, I could taste the ribs!!
Thursday night (we were getting together on Saturday), I started feeling kinda "icky". I went to bed and figured I'd wake up and be better. W-R-O-N-G!! I woke up about 1:30am Friday morning with a pain in my stomach like no other. I spent the rest of the morning and the day throwing up. OH HELL NO!! This was unacceptable!! I had ribs to prepare for! Okay...so, I'm never sick, like this, for more than a day. It won't be a problem. I'll be fine and I'll eat my RIBS!!!
Friday night...STILL SICK! WHAT?!?!? No, this can't be. I have ribs to eat tomorrow. Are you listening...(who the hell am I talking to??? The voices in my head? They don't give a shit, they're SICK!!!). I'm weak, I'm sleepy and at this point, my guts are inside out. There can't possibly be anything left in my stomach to make me sick....right? WRONG AGAIN!!! I spend Friday night SICK and PISSED!!! I will eat my ribs...count on it!!
Saturday....so! damn! tired! I just want to sleep and NOT puke! Please....wait, I have ribs to eat but my stomach says NO! You have got to be kidding me. My friend has told me about the friends who've cancelled plans on them, we haven't seen them in so long, SHE COOKED ME RIBS, and I'm laying here shaking, weak, and just want to sleep. KISS MY ASS!!!! So, I'm going to sleep and see how I feel.
"Babe! Babe! Wake up! Babe!"
WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!!!
"Uh, you need to get ready!"
UH, I'M SICK! ASS!!
"Babe, the food's done. They've been cooking all day."
SHIT! Sorry babe. Okay....I'm getting up.
So, it's Saturday afternoon, my ribs are done, our friends are waiting & I'm as sick as I can remember being in a LONG, LONG time. Fresh air and good company will do me good! I'll get ready and I'll feel better by the time we get there and I'll eat ribs! :D YES RIBS!! YUMM! Ribs that my dear friend (you don't know how much you miss someone until you find them again and realize how much you enjoy their company, conversation and their crazy! :D love ya! hehe) fixed cause I said I was hungry for ribs. Who does that?? True, crazy friends who would be sitting by you in jail going "hell yeah, that was GREAT!!"...that's who!! A true friend!! MY TRUE FRIEND!
I'm dressed, I'm ready, hubby is ready, kiddo is ready, we're going out the door....I am feeling....like shit! Dang! Okay...so I just need a Sprite to keep my stomach settled. I'll roll the window down a little & I'll be fine. I roll down my window and I'm........asleep before we get out of town!!
"Almost there babe!"
Crap....I still feel like crap. I'M EATING THESE RIBS!!!!!!!!!!! You can't! I AM! I can't....DAMN!
There's no way I can eat the ribs, my stomach is still too upset. Does my friend get mad...no, she's just glad to see me. Did her ribs smell FANTASTIC? YES they did!! She had fixed all kinds of side dishes and a HUGE batch of ribs...2 whole slabs...big, juicy, yummy.....I DIDN'T get to EAT ANYTHING! :(
I laughed & talked & enjoyed the company so much though!
Lesson: Sick = Suck I don't care if there's a letter difference or not!!!! Good friends.....don't care if you're sick or you suck OR BOTH...they are just there for you & they cook you RIBS....even when you're too sick to eat them!!! I will have my revenge on the ribs!!! But I'd rather just have another great night with friends....MINUS THE SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love you guys!!!!
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