Dear Sour Puss & Drunk Guy:
I'll start with you dear Sour Puss!!!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?! How do you spend over $100 for a ticket to a concert that CLEARLY lists the artists that will be there and then bitch, moan, roll your eyes and POUT the whole time?!? If you don't like country music....DON'T come to the concert and bring me down. If you don't like Hillary Billy then DO NOT show up, sit in front of me and SLEEP while she sings! If you don't want to see Redna Eck, don't come to the damn arena, sit in front of me and ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME when I scream for one of my all time FAVORITE singers! What the hell is wrong with you lady....REALLY!?! If you are that unhappy...get up off your whiny ASS and go to the car. At least then I won't have to look at you actin like a fool!! I really don't want to watch you give your husband the "stink eye" for paying attention to Hillary & Redna! Get over yourself! Hell, have a beer, some Jack Daniels...SOME XANAX and enjoy yourself. It won't kill you to crack a smile! I know, it might hurt a little at first since it seems your face is frozen in the "I just smelled a fart" position but the pain will ease! I'd really like to punch you in the back of the head and just roll your eyes on down the aisle for you since you love to roll them so much! AND THEN...at the END of the whole thing you stand up and clap along to the last songs...WHAT?!?! NO, sit yo ass down! You don't get to enjoy the last 10 minutes...sit down, roll your eyes and get outta my line of vision!! UGH!!
Now, you, Mr. "I'll have another, another, and another!"
What are you thinking?? This is a HUGE event! Over 15,000 people are lookin' at you acting like you are gonna "fall" and NO ONE, including the guy next to you (who looks like he's ready to deck you just FYI!!) thinks it's funny!!! You are the only MALE who's standing up, much less DANCING, while Mr. Contree Mewzik is singing. LOOK AROUND...you don't have boobs....stop shimmying!!! None of us around you want to see your shake your XL ass! Please SIT DOWN! And for Pete's sake...PUT DOWN THE BEER!!! Stop doing the wave...NO ONE ELSE IS WITH YOU! Oh, wait...UH OH! The people sitting around you got tired of you acting like an idiot and left! That's cute. Oh, no, I was wrong, they just got tired of you acting stupid and took care of it...the cops are here now. Aaaaaand you're gone! Problem solved!! Too bad, you missed out on a GREAT rest of the concert!! Hope Miller, Bud & Busch were worth a night in jail! LOL!
Sincerely,
Me!
(Moral of the story?? Don't drink and dance...it's not cute! haha)
All-in-all, minus Sour Puss & Tiny 'drunk' Dancer the night was GREAT!! Who could have ever imagined! Dream come true!!!
Thanks SIS!!!!!!!
XOXO
Peace, Love, & Chicken Grease!
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